Showing posts with label Sardar SMS Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar SMS Jokes. Show all posts

Conductor Asked For Ticket - Sardar SMS

Conductor Asked For Ticket

Sardar got into a charabanc on 1st Apr when conductorasked for ticket..He gave Rs.10/- and took the listing and said Apr fool. I hit pass.... ;->
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What Do U Mean By Phd - Sardar SMS

What Do U Mean By Phd

Interviewer: wat is ur qualification?Sardar: Sir i m Ph.D.Interviewer: what do u stingy by Ph.D.?Sardar: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..
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Funny Sardar Sms - Punjabi Chota Sardar

Funny Sardar Sms


Punjabi Chota Sardar To His Papa: Mainu Shadi Kerni HaiPapa: Putter Kide NaalSon: Papa Daadi Maa NaalPapa: Begairata'n O Meri Maa Ae...Son: Te Tussi Meri Maa Naal KiOn Kita... ? ;->
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PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi - Text Sardar Sms

Text Sardar Sms


ArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;->
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nothing can travel faster than Ligh - Sardar Sms

Newly Added Sardar Sms


in EnglishFour guys, digit apiece from Harvard, university University, altruist and SANTA SINGH fromPunjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.One ordinary discourse was asked to every of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because intellection is so alacritous it comesinstantly in your mind.MIT Guy: Its Blink, you crapper wink and
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my mathematics teacher will teach - New Sardar Sms

New Sardar Sms


Son : We module presently embellish rich..Sardar : how.?Son : tomorrow my maths pedagogue module inform me how to modify paise into rupees.
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SHE DOESN'T TALK ABOUT - New Sardar Sms

New Sardar Sms


SANTA: I AM VERY UPSETMY WIFE ALWAYS TALKSABOUT HER FORMER HUSBANDWHO DIED 5 YEARS AGO.BANTA: THANK GOD, SHEDOESN'T TALK ABOUTHER NEXT HUSBANDLIKE MY WIFE... ;->
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Sardar Sms - Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi

Sardar Sms


ArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley...
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Newly Added Sardar Sms - A Sardar Cheat The Railways

Newly Added Sardar Sms


How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways??.....He Buys The Ticket But Doesn't Travel...
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People Still Praise Me - Funny Sardar Sms

Funny Sardar Sms


Wife : You Say I Look Old But People Still Praise Me.Sardar: It Must Be Banta Singh.Wife : How Do You Know?Sardar: He Is A Scrap Dealer
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Text Sardar Sms in English - There Are Hidden Camera Here

Text Sardar Sms in English


Jasmeet Kaur Watched Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High & Low,All Over The Living Room.She Asked Him : “ What Are You So Frantically Searching? “Santa Singh : Hidden Cameras.Jasmeet : And What Makes You Think There Are Hidden Camera Here?Santa : Or Else, Every Few Minutes, How Is That Guy On Television SayingYou Are Watching The Star World Chennel’ ? “ How Can He
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Latest Sardar Sms in English - My Telenor SIM blocked

Latest Sardar Sms in English


Sardar got employ in a Telenor disposition Centre..Customer: My Telenor SIM closed what to do?Sardar: don't verify tension. Remove Telenor, meet Insta client assist center, place Warid SIM, alluviation Jazz card, and savor Paktel to Paktel liberated speech instance .Thank u 4 occupation Ufone
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Funny Sardar Sms in English - decided to shift his place

Funny Sardar Sms in English


one Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.Alady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"Another Guy Came and asked the aforementioned Question.Sardaranswered " No No Me Banta Singh"Third onecame and asked the aforementioned discourse Sardar was totallyannoyed and definite to agitate his place.While travel hesaw added Sardar enjoying the Beach
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Latest Sardar Sms - "Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai

Latest Sardar Sms


Admi Sardar Se:"Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai"Sardar Replied:......"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota"Point 2 B Noted.
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Sardar Sms in English - U cant land on d sun

Newly Added Sardar Sms in English


RUSSIA:We R 1st in space.USA:We R 1st on d moon. SARDAR:We'll be 1st on d sun.USA:U slope realty on d sun,its hot.SARDAR:We R not stupids.We 'll go AT night
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3sardar chand pe bheje - Funny Sardar Sms

Funny Sardar Sms in arts


NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.magar adhe raste se vapas!Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:"AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA
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LAtest Sardar Sms in Urdu - Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di

LAtest Sardar Sms in Urdu


1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,Srdr aaya Aur Bola:"Oye Chotu!Daddy Kitthe He?
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T-SHIRT NIKALEGI - Text Sardar Sms

Text Sardar Sms


Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?GUJ : PATHANMARATI :SACHINSardar -SANIYA MIRZA.SANIYA Q..?SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE
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New Sardar Sms in Urdu - phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya

New Sardar Sms in Urdu


Sardar: Mai kal gana Ga raha tha to kisi ne mujpar chappal phekaFriend:Tune Gana roka nahiSardar:Nahi maine phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya..mein ek chappal toh nahi pehan sakta naa
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u r very lucky - Funny Sardar Sms

Funny Sardar Sms


sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur newborn car's name?"lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"sardar: u r rattling lucky, my automobile starts with petrol only
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