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Kaminey insaan jaan bana-Adult Sms
Thori app koshish karo-Adult Sms
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..
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Email: saifuddin_110@yahoo.com
Research on brazier-Adult Sms
un ko girls ka
” BRAZIER ” kis tarah ka pasand hai ?
1 ne kaha “white”
2 ne kaha “black”
97 ne kaha . . .
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” UTRA HOWA “
Larki ko english nahi ati-Adult Sms
Son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati.
Father: tujhe kese pata ?
Son: Mene kaha
“Give me sweet kiss”
to usne 2 thappar mar dea.
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jahiiiL ki bachi…;-)
Boy I Kiss You-Adult Sms
Girl: U cant
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Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
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Girl
K.
Boy kissed her
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Girl: U touched me
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Boy: khapp na paa ay lay 20 rupay.
Aik Aurat Doosri Se-Adult SMS
JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou TumhArA 1 BAchA thA, Ab 3 hAin...! KAisey ?
Doosri shArmA k:
Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi mAAngney AA jAtey hAin...!
Mera raaz-Adult Sms
Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko…
“Chotiye” ne sub kuch batadia ‘FARAZ’ ko… =P ;->
Car speed
Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha:
Dekhya meri speedaan.
Achank car band ho gai:
Or uski biwi hansney lagi.
Sardar: Oye tu hans kiyon rhi aye?
Sardarni: Menu raat da wela yaad ah giya.a
Machron ko paida hone se-funny adult sms
Machron ko paida hone se
Teacher: Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Chalenge Question-funny adult sms
Chalenge Question:
Chalenge Question:
Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho,
Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki taraf apna mounh ker ke so gay?
Panties of 1970 & 2000-funny adult sms
Panties of 1970 & 2000
Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000
In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks
In 2000, you have to separate the buttocks to see the panties.
Taangein kholni parti hein-funny adult sms
Taangein kholni parti hein
Teacher student se: Larki aur Ainak (Glasses) mein kya cheez mushtrik hai....?
Student: Sir! Istamaal k waqt dono ki taangein kholni parti hein.
FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE-funny adult sms
FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE
Three sardarjis were stroking their cock very fast and hard in a restaurant.
Waitress: What the hell r u doin?
Sardar : We are hungry and the menu says "FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE".
funny adult sms-Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
3 aadmi aik Aurat ki Izzat lootney ke liye us ko aik Ghar mein lay gaye,
Sari taqat aazmayi magar us ka naara na khul saka.
Moral:
Jamal din ke naaray,
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
Oral Exams-funny adult sms
ral Exams
School Girl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
School Girl: because someone told me the final exam would be Oral.
I 'm in room 25-funny adult sms
I 'm in room 25
In a lift, a man accidentally touched a lady's breast:
Man: If ur heart is as soft as ur breast, u'll forgive me.
Lady: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, i'm in room 25.
I 'm in room 25-funny adult sms
I 'm in room 25
In a lift, a man accidentally touched a lady's breast:
Man: If ur heart is as soft as ur breast, u'll forgive me.
Lady: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, i'm in room 25.
Remote 6 inch ka he hota hai-funny adult sms
Remote 6 inch ka he hota hai
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga-funny adult sms
Kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.
Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.
Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.
Judge: Machar tou urrh gaya.
Paki: Urrh tu gaya par kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
A Girl while Having-funny adult sms
A Girl while Having
A Girl while Having Sex for the First time to her Boyfriend:
Tumhari Bansuri to Bahut Chotti Hai!!
Boyfriend: Mujhe Kya Pata tha ki TOWN HALL Mai Bajani Padegi!!
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