Question Paper of 2020-Student Sms Jokes

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Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
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Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
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Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
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Q3 - Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.
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Q4 - In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
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Q5 - Explain principle and working of a DRONE...

History of Pakoray-Funny Sms

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History of Pakoray:

Ek Baloch Baisan Ki Balls Oil Main Daal Raha Tha.

Jab Thori Dair Baad Bhi Woh Kachchi Reh Gain To Baloch Bola:

“PAKO RAY”…..

Kisi naik orat ko janchana-Funny Sms

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Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
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Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To…
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Srf itna pta kro k Wo…
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Star plus tou nahi dekhti.

Larki app ko kiss karay-

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Funny Sms

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB..

Pathan in 7th class-Funny Sms, Pathan Sms

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Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Pathan Messages

2010 ka bacha teacher say-Funny Sms

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2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

Funny sms

3 more days to pay rent-Funny Sms

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Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Celebrated by power cut-Funny Sms

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In USA Every Year Edison’s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours!

Pasand Ke Raste Par-Funny Sms

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Hamesha,
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Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
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Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
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Apne alfaz me baat kro.
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Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
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Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"Kanjar kise di nai manda"

2 sheikh has been died

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Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

James bond suicides-Funny Sms

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James BOND suicides aftr waching Paki Film

u know Y?

Shan had empty Revolver,villan fired at Shan

Shan Catchs da BULLET puts it in his Revolvr & shoots him.

Funny Sms

Network donation-Faraz Sms, Funny Sms

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Ab tu balance bhe daikhna gunah hogaya ha faraz~

Network’s walay apni behan k jaheez k leye chanda lay rahay hain.

Indian is out-Funny Sms

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funny sms

haha

hahahahhaahah

hahhahahahahhahahahahahaha

hhahaha hahahahhahahaha hahahahhahahaha

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buss yaar Indian yaad aa gai

India is out from Champion trophy

Memon Rakshe Wale Se-Funny Sms

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*. Memon rakshe wale se,,
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Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge,
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Rakshe wala,,
Ji han jaon ga,
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memon:Ye lo thelì mere liye biryani letay aana,*

Jis nay miss call dee-Funny Sms

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Quaid Said:Jis ne Miss call di wo hum mai se nahee.

Qom ki traqi ki bunyad SMS per hai.

Aik or muqam pe frmaya k call kia karo is se mohabat barhti hai.

plz say you love me-Funny Sms

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Girl: Say You Love Me… Say You Love Me
Plzzz Say You Love Me

Boy: Okay You Love Me.

Glass Tootay To-Funny Sms

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Do u know
GLASS tootay to kya awaz ati ha?
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Dhuz?
No
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Dhooz??
No
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Thish???
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Arey
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Nahi Baba!
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Ammi ki awaz ati ha, "Lakh Laanat Ee Begairta Ki Torrya Ee?

Punjabi ke larai-Funny Sms

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Ek din ek punjabi ke apnay baap say larrai ho gaei,

us na baap ki photo qabristan may ek darakht pr laga de or . . . . .

us nay neeche likh deya coming soon

Carry Lou-gar bill-Funny Sms

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Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lou-gar Bill Aa gya hai.

Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?

Soch javascript:void(0)Aur Bhool-Funny Sms

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Sir:
Batao k soch or bhool mein kiya fark hai?
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Student:
Sir Aap ki Beti Boaht pyari hai ye hamari soch hai
Or wo hum sy bach jaaye gi? ye Aap ki Bhool hai...