Showing posts with label Pathan Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan Sms. Show all posts

Pathan in 7th class-Funny Sms, Pathan Sms

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Pathan Messages

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Pathan PCO Gaya-Pathan Sms

Pathan PCO
Gaya
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Aur
operator ko 2 zordaar thappar lagaye,
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Guess
y?
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?
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Bcoz
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Shop per likha tha k
Number milane se pehle 2 lgana mat bhulnåface-smile-big.png
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Pathan new policy-Pathan Sms

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai…
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
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Aulad k liay dua-Pathan Sms

1 pthan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gir gira k aulad k liye dua mangta raha
1 din pathan k pas farishta aya aur bola khan tuje khuda ka wasta he pehle shadi to kr le.
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Pathan kay pass kapray hee nahi-Pathan Sms

Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai,
Kya karun?

Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!

Pathan: Yaar le to loun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai. :-)

Pathan messages

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Pathan ka phadda

Pathano ne phir Phadda daal dya hai
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Kehte hai k 14 August “SAUDIA” k saath manaein gey….
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